Here we have normal Dressed man. How Boring. Through this article we will track our hero from this, to a new metamorphosis, as he learns to judo chop his way out of a conformist chrysalis.

The first Change - a trippy Shirt, blinds the eyes and confuses the brain. We are off to a good start.

The novelty glasses add a certain 'Jenny Says Kwah' to the whole thing. They are here for demonstration purposes only - GM does not endorse the wearing of glasses inside, predominantly for concerns related to looking like a total knob.

The Santa hat gives a bit of cheer. Again this is all stuff you can find in your local Cheap Charlies.

Of course some would say it's not uber until you bring in the purple jeans - coloured jeans can be found at second hand shops, but it's certainly not easy. Wear your searching hat.

Finally! The suspenders complete it!

I found this on the grass after a major storm. I later found it had originated from the BP air pump.

This was a left over on a board I used to make a shirt, now taking a special place in my room

I got this at a Greens meeting, but it is in my room no longer.

Another left over from making shirts

Heh Heh Heh

Jingle, Jingle