BrentonChalk at Mooloolah Train Station
September 14th 2007 13:36
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Why Drugs are Bad (Return of the Hippy Childrens Book designer)
August 23rd 2007 13:25
Rah! and Blah!
August 13th 2007 11:56
The Rundown on the absolutely awesome and the absolutely not.
BLAH!
Striving for mediocrity and succeeding every time.
When Emerica were brainstorming how they'd sell their latest shoes, they knew from the start that they wanted to use a cardboard cutout of a hairy thirty year old stoner who lives at home with his mum and wears dumb hats, while standing around holding a shoe. Why does he hold the shoe? Is he high? Is he making a statement? Is he protecting it from the elements? Do we care?
Yes, yes. Violence is chic. We get it. Which is easy, considering the image is about as subtle as a pitchfork to the head.
Is anyone this happy when they shop? Why does she have colourful paper bags instead of drab white plastic. Why do we all curl up to this lie and act like being a consumer is anything but psuedo-existence?
That's right kids. For only $149 you too could have a pair of sunglasses, based on a design prevalent in Op Shops, that complements an unsightly mullet and a passe 'rebel without cause' shtick.
RAH!
Bringing S-E-X-X-Y back
Heroin addicts are always thinking of their next hit. They publish generic children's books to fund their habit, and this is the result.
Random people drawn on buses is cool. Just because.
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Comments (7) Cooloest Thing Ever
August 4th 2007 07:26
Ads That Go For Cool - And Miss So So So So So Badly
July 30th 2007 14:30
Cool is a state of mind. It's effortless, instant, unrefined. We like cool things and we like to buy them. This is why companies put so much effort into trying to manufacture coolness. But when you put effort into manufacturing the effortless, it becomes really dodge.
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