BrentonOrgasmatron
December 6th 2007 13:43
When one looks at the Orgasmatron, one becomes aware that it makes some fairly intence claims. Like Claims of untellable joy and ecstasy, simply from using it. Claims that have been made by pretty much every product that ever existed. But in this case... are they true?
Two things are interesting about the Orgasmatron. Apparently Mariah Carey and Jessica Simpson, along with a host of other slightly famous people have one. Actually I don't particularly care, but I do realise the great power of name dropping. All hail SEO...
The second (and really only) interesting thing that strikes you at first is that it runs on the technology of a lump of plastic and metal - that is all. Where the rest of us try to work out the the next level of complexity, they're trying to nukk it down to the real hardcore simplicity. But does it work?
Pull it our of its box - it is compact. One has to pull it apart to use it. Oh, the hard work one must do for pleasure.
There we have it. It look more scary than pleasant, like something out of Saw. There is a warning on the packet (perhaps modeled after the potentially misleading name) that the product may be used nowhere but the head. ONe could imagine the Freddy Krugerishness of the device may demonstrate the need for such a warning.
As we see below, the verdict is that the Orgazmatron is ridiculously awesome, and lives up to it's every claim. It is great. So good I might even have to do nothing but use it all day and quit my bloggi
Two things are interesting about the Orgasmatron. Apparently Mariah Carey and Jessica Simpson, along with a host of other slightly famous people have one. Actually I don't particularly care, but I do realise the great power of name dropping. All hail SEO...
The second (and really only) interesting thing that strikes you at first is that it runs on the technology of a lump of plastic and metal - that is all. Where the rest of us try to work out the the next level of complexity, they're trying to nukk it down to the real hardcore simplicity. But does it work?
The Packet Promises Unknown Bliss - Can it Live up to it's Extensive Claims?
Pull it our of its box - it is compact. One has to pull it apart to use it. Oh, the hard work one must do for pleasure.
Straight out of the packet - in the shape of a love heart too.
There we have it. It look more scary than pleasant, like something out of Saw. There is a warning on the packet (perhaps modeled after the potentially misleading name) that the product may be used nowhere but the head. ONe could imagine the Freddy Krugerishness of the device may demonstrate the need for such a warning.
The Orgazmatron, ready for action
As we see below, the verdict is that the Orgazmatron is ridiculously awesome, and lives up to it's every claim. It is great. So good I might even have to do nothing but use it all day and quit my bloggi
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