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What Age Should You Use Deodorant?

March 15th 2008 08:21
Smelly armpit causing disgust
If this is you, it is time to begin your deodorant use


Somebody once asked me; what age should you begin wearing deodorant?

Ah. The question that has plagued mankind for centuries. There is a very easy answer.

The age you should begin to use deodorant is the age that you start smelling bad. If you are uncertain as to whether or not you waft deadly unpleasant odour into an unsuspecting society, then have a close, brutally honest family member indicate one way or another.

There are some for whom the age to start is about three years ago. If this is you, pull out five dollars and run down to your local shop. Your social life will thank you.

ANONYMOUS SUGGESTS:


Before applying deodorant, take a shower, a bath, or at least wash the smelly bits with soap and water.

Putting perfume on top of B.O. only makes it worse, no matter how old you are...

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Comment by Michaelie

March 15th 2008 08:57
Hahaha. Oh, wise words.

I had such trouble working out what that pic was of! It looks like a girl with her hair tied in a ponytail.

Michaelie

Comment by Brenton

March 15th 2008 09:15
Perhaps she hadn't been using conditioner

Comment by Anonymous

March 24th 2008 01:23
Before applying deodorant, take a shower, a bath, or at least wash the smelly bits with soap and water.

Putting perfume on top of B.O. only makes it worse, no matter how old you are...


Comment by Brenton

March 25th 2008 04:15
Indeed, good advice.

Once desperate I can confess to using air spray....

Comment by Jill Browne

March 25th 2008 04:22
Sorry - I had not meant to comment as Anonymous.

I am the shower lover

Where water is in short supply, a sponge bath will do.

Air spray, my gosh, that must have burned your armpits! Ouch. Brave you.


Comment by Brenton

March 25th 2008 04:43

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