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Gadget Museum - December 2007

Robot Cuff Links

December 20th 2007 10:45
I love cuff links. They are the absolute of awesome. Even better are these lovely specimens. Not only are they robots, but their little heads and arms jiggle around in a way that would warm the heart of the coldest scrooge.

Robot Cuff Links


Robot Cuff Link



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Angle Peekers

December 13th 2007 14:38
Fake Eyes
PEEKABOOOO!!!


Like the Orgazmatron, these Angle Peekers develop their Uberistic awesomosity from their use of conventional technology to be really really fun.


Eyeglass
Hello!


The name is pretty much self explanatory. They help you see around corners. Subtle they might not be, but they are a lot of fun, and small children especially will find considerable joy in their use.

View from the spy glass
View from the spyglass


So spy on your neighbors, watch your kids steal your biscuits, or just hold them up to your face for the fake eyes. They’re just a bit of fun, and at about 2.95 a pop, there’s no real reason why not.

Angles through spyglass
Behind the spy glass is the computer in front of me. Through the spyglass you can see the door ajacent to my left
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How to make Eggbread.

December 10th 2007 10:25
Eggbread is the Aussie bastard child of French toast. It’s simple, it’s fun, and it’s bloody good.
INGREDIENTS.
Bread.
Butter.
Tomato.
Cheese.
Tomato Sauce.
Barbeque sauce.
Sweet Chilli Sauce.
Wostochere Sauce.
Any Other Sauce you like.

Ingredients for Eggbread
The Materials


STEPS:

1. Gather all your sauces and a lump of butter. Drop them all in a frying pan. Put the heat on, bit over medium. You should be making good time at this stage, basically just to avoid burning the crap out of it.

Sauces in pan
Sizzle My Bizzle all over the Grizzle


2. Drop your two pieces of bread in. Swish them around to soak up all that lovely juice. Yummy McYumyum.

Bread in Pan
Bread Breaditty Bread


3. Break an egg over the two pieces of bread. If you really like a good bit of yolk then pop the yolk and let it seep in.

Egg on Bread
Help, oh Help! BE SILENT EGG and suffer your fate!


4. Once it’s all soaked in a bit flip it over the cook that egg in!

Flipped Bread in pan
FLIP it up, BOTTOM FEEDAZ


5. Once it’s cooked. Take it out, dump it on a plate. YES that stuff IS going to stick to the pan. Soak it and prepare to unleash the brutal scrubbing later.

Eggbread on Plate
Slap it on a plate like a fish to the head


Pan Smoking
A responsible cook would wait for the pan to cool, but adding water while hot gives one steam a'pleanty.


6. Sprinkle with cheese.

Eggbread Sprinkled with Cheese
There's not a lot to say about cheese in a witty way that isn't already blase or cliched.


7. Smack some Tomato on top.

Tomato on Eggbread
Tomato makes one happy


8. ENJOY!

Eating Food Bandana
W00t
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Orgasmatron

December 6th 2007 13:43
When one looks at the Orgasmatron, one becomes aware that it makes some fairly intence claims. Like Claims of untellable joy and ecstasy, simply from using it. Claims that have been made by pretty much every product that ever existed. But in this case... are they true?

Two things are interesting about the Orgasmatron. Apparently Mariah Carey and Jessica Simpson, along with a host of other slightly famous people have one. Actually I don't particularly care, but I do realise the great power of name dropping. All hail SEO


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Safety Pin Vest

December 5th 2007 04:28
Continuing the theme of unconventionality, it's worth looking at the kinds of materials popularly used to make clothing.

The thing is, there is rarely any reson that we should be limited in our choice of material. One Material I have experimented with personally - Safety Pins. Here are some images


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Five Uncommon Fasion Decisions

December 4th 2007 15:33
Conventionality is the enemy of Absolutiative Awesmomosity. So seriously - why be Conventional in your fashion? Presented here are some of the fashion roads less traveled - some of the things that conventional wisdom (and significant others) say no to, but to whom history will say yes yes yes.

Normal Dressed Man
Here we have normal Dressed man. How Boring. Through this article we will track our hero from this, to a new metamorphosis, as he learns to judo chop his way out of a conformist chrysalis.

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Voice Changers are AWESOME

December 3rd 2007 13:33
THIS IS PART OF MY ADSENSE ADVENTURE.

I bought myself a Voice Changer. I've seen them around a lot and have simply fallen in love with one purple specimen. It provides disproportionate joy to my life


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