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Gadget Museum - August 2007

Possible the most confronting children's book cover ever.

bug book
Kids: Say no to crack
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Invisible Llama

August 14th 2007 02:16
Invisible Llama
w00t


If you're clumsy, don't worry. It's not because you're tripping over yourself. It's just that you emit a distinct yet not unpleasant body odor that is found to be deeply attractive by invisible llama's. Then the damn things get in your way, and you trip over. To the casual observer it seems like clumsiness, but to the seasoned Invisible Llama spotter, you are just another victim of the human races over dependence on sight.
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Rah! and Blah!

August 13th 2007 11:56
The Rundown on the absolutely awesome and the absolutely not.


BLAH!
Striving for mediocrity and succeeding every time.


Emerica


When Emerica were brainstorming how they'd sell their latest shoes, they knew from the start that they wanted to use a cardboard cutout of a hairy thirty year old stoner who lives at home with his mum and wears dumb hats, while standing around holding a shoe. Why does he hold the shoe? Is he high? Is he making a statement? Is he protecting it from the elements? Do we care?

Overkill


Yes, yes. Violence is chic. We get it. Which is easy, considering the image is about as subtle as a pitchfork to the head.

Plaza


Is anyone this happy when they shop? Why does she have colourful paper bags instead of drab white plastic. Why do we all curl up to this lie and act like being a consumer is anything but psuedo-existence?

poser


That's right kids. For only $149 you too could have a pair of sunglasses, based on a design prevalent in Op Shops, that complements an unsightly mullet and a passe 'rebel without cause' shtick.



RAH!
Bringing S-E-X-X-Y back


Fairy


Heroin addicts are always thinking of their next hit. They publish generic children's books to fund their habit, and this is the result.

Bus Drawing


Random people drawn on buses is cool. Just because.
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Cooloest Thing Ever

August 4th 2007 07:26
Pikachu Beanie Cat
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A CAT WEARING A PIKACHU BEANIE!!!!
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What's Cool in August?

August 2nd 2007 03:22
Fasion.

Masks are all the go. In a world that fetishises fame and knowing everything about everyone, anonimity is beyond alluring. JUst make sure ou reassure shopkeepers you're not going to rob them


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