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Gadget Museum - July 2007

V Raw is Bomb

July 31st 2007 12:04
V Raw
Image by Aussie_Patches (Ali J) for Vraw's Live Art Event


V-Raw is V Energy drink's project that helps talented, driven youth bust a sesh hardcore in trying to achieve a dream job in the creative industries. The project is honestly awesome beyond words.

The link to the site is HERE - I strongly recommend it. New jobs are on offer as of October.

It's like a sexiness that climbs out of your eyeballs.


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Cool is a state of mind. It's effortless, instant, unrefined. We like cool things and we like to buy them. This is why companies put so much effort into trying to manufacture coolness. But when you put effort into manufacturing the effortless, it becomes really dodge.

She moves With The Times


Oh. She moves with the times hey? Meaning what? She buys all the latest clothes. Oh she's so empowered. I'm shocked with this archtypal wonder woman who's so up to the minute she's buying your clothes. Blah.

Stack Your Bangles


Ladies. Don't. Don't stack your damn bangles. Your arms will get sore. And in case you were worried that you'll be missing out on this great new 'Bangill-Stackin' trend; don't worry. There is no trend. They just think this will make you buy more bangles.

Donuts


I don't have a problem with the company, or with donuts. I love donuts. But who had the bright idea of using a healthy girl running around outside to promote eating unhealthy good inside?

Tape


"Hay Guyz mebbe if we leik, tap into Gen Y's Nostalgic affinity 4 Mix Tapes we can give ourselves sum cool credibility LOLZLOLZLOLZ"

Rent will have to wait


Oh you tosser. You're not paying the rent to buy Sunglasses? Why is that cool? Why are you cool? Damn it! I know guys like you... you have sex with my drunk female friends and wear five hundred dollar shirts and are scared of Muslims and Aboriginals. You're a materialistic boring void of pathetic self indulgence. Go stick your head in a bucket of water. Go get some life experience. Go work in Bangladeshi shipping yards and get some perspective on reality. Fuck you!

Ahh... always better after a bit of Rah, hey?
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Musical Clothing

July 26th 2007 03:03
Humans are visual creatures. The pursuit of aesthetic pleasure is a determiner of how we shape our world. We paint. We build. And as perhaps of of the most powerful aesthetic influences on our lives, we dress to look pleasing.

However, our eyes are not our only interpraters. Our ears also elect to point out to us, some of the beasut of the world.

Imagine. This girl walks past. Awesome beach pants. She passes, leaving behind her nothing but the smell of sal water, and the tiny but mesmerising jingle of tiny bells...

Bells on her feet
Jingle, Jingle


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Smiling Ipod

July 13th 2007 06:19
You should be able to find these squishy smiley faces at your local IGA or craft store. They come in a sheet of about 20 for fairly cheap.

smiley

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What’s Cool in July?

July 2nd 2007 10:58
FASHION
The cool thing in July for fashion – Ethics. Yes, saying yes to Ethical business practices is going to get you brownie points this month. You might want to pick up some ‘No Sweat Gear’ like these shoes:
no sweat shoes
Most Awesome shoes out there right now

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